MitM

Lois - It means that you love me more than I love you.
Hal - Well, honey, that's always been true. Of course I love you more.
Lois - And you're OK with that?
Hal - Oh, yeah. I mean, think about it. If you loved me as much as I love you, we'd never leave the bedroom. Nothing would get done. We'd die of starvation.
Lois - I love you.
Hal - Not as much as I love you.

[Malcolm in the Middle 3x14 Cyntia's Back]