The seventeen stages of Whatever

1. Skepticism
2. Gladness
3. (Maybe?) Hopefulness
4. Unadulterated joy
5. Impatience
6. Doubt
7. Self-doubt
8. Self-deprication
9. Anorexia
10. Bargaining
11. Self-delusion
12. Self-convincing
13. Sugar
14. Relief
15. Irritability & general bitchiness
16. Anger
17. Zen
Bonus. Jump back to any stage from 3 to 5 with higher emphasis on the "self" stages.