My score on The How Socially retarded are you? Test:

You are 50 socially retarded!

Congrads! You are socially retarded. If you scored a 90-100% (and know that gives you an 'A') then pat yourself on the back, and try not to fall over while you're doing it. Chances are your conversations with strangers primarily involve giving directions or bad drivers the finger, and a majority of your "real" relationships involve a keyboard and your right (or left!) hand. People probably aren't laughing at you as much as you think, but heck, why take any chances? It's called the internet age, baby! Viva la revolucion!

If you scored between 75-85%, not bad, not bad. Your social retardation probably has more to do with a general feeling of awkwardness and insecurity, as opposed to watching animal-porn freakiness. You might feel bad about yourself sometimes, think you're all alone...suck it up, wussy, or hang with the real social retards!

It you scored 50% or below, I hate you.