Fantastic Easter Special

Stan: I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the Cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a, a gap of information.

Layman: Take him to be tortured!
Pope Benedict: Tortured, huh, but Bill, all this... torturing and ninjas, it just doesn't seem very Christian.
Bill: [the layman] You asked for the help of the American Catholic League, let us do our job! Take him! [a cardinal and a ninja open the door, take Randy in, and escort him to his torture.]

Kyle: You swore on the cross, fatso!
Bill: Yeah. Too bad for you... it was a double cross! [cackles]
Randy: Oh, we should've seen that coming!
Pope Benedict: Bill, I'm not sure that double-crossing people is very Christian.
Bill: IT IS WHAT CHRIST WOULD'VE WANTED!

Jesus: This is exactly why I put a rabbit in charge of the Church, Benedictus! Because men are so easily led astray. St. Peter was a rabbit. And a rabbit should be Pope.
Bill: Kill him!
Pope Benedict: WHAT?!
Bill: He goes against the Church. He must die!
Pope Benedict: All right, that does it, Bill. I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus is not very Christian.

- South Park 11x05 Fantastic Easter Special