Pretty fucking great, ain't it?

- Hey, guys, do you think you'd date yourselves?
- What? -Lynn put on her best wtf face.
- Like, if we weren't ourselves? -Thomas inquired.
- Sure -I shrugged, Lynn gaving me a dirty look.
- Absolutely not. I'd drive myself crazy -categorized Lynn.
- Tommy?
- I'd probably want to date a guy as good-looking...
Lynn and I smiled conspicously.
- ...and as charming as myself. But the other me would probably be too narcissistic to date anybody else besides himself.
- That would be you -pointed out Lynn.
- Whatever, I'd try to, but I don't think it'd work out -concluded Thomas-. What about you, Alex?
- Are you kidding? I'd marry myself!
Tom and Lynn bursted out laughing.
- I'm serious! If I'd find a chick as sweet, as caring and as thoughtful... Cause, let me tell you, I've found thoughtfulness does not exactly grow on trees these days. I'd marry myself in a split second, I tell you. In fact, if I were to find out I had a long time lost twin sister, I'd seriously consider it.
- Not seriously!
- Fuck yes seriously! Actually, if I could find a way to travel back in time, a few years before I was born would be grand, and clone myself in a surrogate mother, I'd totally do it. And just come back to the present, find my slightly older clone and marry the hell out of her!
A generalized big fat laughter followed.
- Theoretically, it would be genetically incestuous -I continued.
- But not biologically -pointed out Thomas.
- Exactly -I agreed.
- Incestuous nonetheless -said Lynn.
- Yes, but slightly less incestuous -I replied.
- What difference does it make? -asked Lynn.
- We wouldn't be sisters tecnically, so...
- So?
- It'd be less icky.
The three of us bursted out laughing once more.
- But seriously considering it, I'd do it. If only I could find another one of me, right? Hey! It's a good thing I already have one of myself. Life's pretty fucking great, ain't it?